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Caption Competition III

CLOSED:
WINNER:

1st December 2001
Jeremy Salsby

Woolfy presents Jeremy Salsby with his prize watch

Well, Caption Competition III was a messy one! Not only did it depict one of the Autumnal Charity Ball's most controversial photographs but it has also created divide on the judges' panel with two committee members each backing Jeremy and Big Mikey's captions.

The decision was finally decided after a violent brawl in the sitting room at Tonsley Towers and Jeremy Salsy takes home a fantastic G-Shock watch courtesy of his caption:

"Partygoers regret telling John Prescott he's a big fat poof"

(Nevermind Mikey - maybe next time)

We weren't going to do another Caption competition - honestly. We were going to launch an interactive computer game that revolved around shooting blue, red and white paint at a moving picture of Osama Bin Laden's pet donkey, but then we found this photo and we couldn't resist it.

So folks, it is back. Caption Competition III! And this time we have a super-duper Casio G-Shock watch on offer to the wittiest caption writer. State of the art technology here: multiple alarms, world time, split second stopwatch, 200m water resistant, built in reminders, schedulers and microwave oven. It even tells the time!

So as Chris Tarrant would say: "Now you know the rules, take your time before you answer, think before you speak and don't forget your lifelines!". One tip you wouldn't hear him say though, is that the smutty lines tend to be the winners! Enough said: good luck and get to it!



Georgie	Tim

Perhaps made rather more amusing by the email received just after the Autumnal Charity Ball at which this photo was taken:

Floody,
Still recovering from Saturday night but we had a brilliant time and I wanted to say well done and thank you to you and the other guys for organising the event: it really was brilliant.
I was horribly drunk and fell over and now I have two very bruised elbows - not quite sure what happened there and I don't wish to be reminded.
Hope all is well.
Lots of love
Georgie

Some of the best:

Her "you were amasing!!" Him "I know and I didn't even have to take your clothes off either!!! to the baaaarrrrrr".	(J.P)

Her "Now how am I going to drink this without sitting up and having to look at that exceptionally ugly man again" Him "I have taken my tie off and still she doesn't get the message"	(The Admiral)

"once more she fell on the floor.... and i think that shes drank one to many!" (to the tune of the titanic theme)	(Pablo (GG))

Him: "Christ my jokes are even more boring than Jase Paul's!!"	(J.P)

check this out boys i've pulled a pink mermaid!	(wispy)

"Come on Georgie - let's go down to the Ward Room!"	(Fwuddie)

Unexpected casualties as Page 3 stunner Jordan does the twist	(Jeremy Salsby)

WINNING CAPTION: Partygoers regret telling John Prescott he's a big fat poof	(Jeremy Salsby)

TV's Richard Madeley denies Judy has a drink problem	(Jeremy Salsby)

Who says a bit of Posh and Becks cant be entertaining	(Big Mikey)

So, we had one hell of a shag and still didn't spill a drop between us!	(Robbo)

...and of course... I was very... very... drunk	(anonymous)

COMPETITION CLOSED