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And yes, finally, after months of development, Woolfy got his revolving globe... For, while the British Empire may have shrunk into a poxy little island in the North Atlantic and the BBC have withdrawn their global image and resorted to hot air balloons and naff dance routines, at Tonsley Events we still think big. Indeed, only the Romans conquered more countries, and even they couldn't take Scotland. The Romans have gone, but our growing force of Tonsley Totty crusaders are still at it. And so the globe spins.